"If ugly exists, then there is no such thing as beauty."
"I'm not fake; I'm as real as they get. As real as the
fucking plastic on your face and tits."
"People nowadays need to buy some originality. The world
is full of nothing but overused condoms."
"I'm like heroin to your veins. You can try as hard as
you want but once you have a dose of me, you will
always be back for more. I can't help it, I'm addicting."
"Welcome to Hollywood; table for one? I would love to
say that I'm going to stay and force feed
lollipop-covered bullshit down your throat, but i can't.
I would love to hold your hand while this town
breastfeeds you its lies, but I'm only here to tell you
the truth and nothing more."
"Art is better when your dead."
"I put on a fake show for you, for the same reason a
girl fakes an orgasm. Because simply, the truth hurts."
All quotes are quoted from Shane Weld
Below is just a few well known quotes from
him or from his writings.
